WTF Bad Album Covers: Kenny Loggins Keep the Fire
by Joe Wallace
There are three basic things wrong with this album cover; the name Kenny Loggins, the feathered hair that somehow makes Kenny Loggins look like Jesus, and the candy-ass new age look of this overall. The very IDEA of Kenny Loggins is offensive enough, but to have him all jumped up to look like Shirley MacLaine’s guru or maybe that creepy high school substitute teacher in his loungewear? It’s enough to make your aura turn brown.
I can’t get over the fact that somebody went out of their way to get this autographed by Mister Footloose himself. “Hey Kenny, your album cover makes you look like a character from Tim & Eric’s Awesome Show. Can I have your autograph, Monsuier New Age? I’ve got a collection of famous wankers and you’re next on the list.”
Perhaps he is the wizard of Cucumber Castle.
for the real story on this, follow the exploits of loggins and co via the Yacht Rock series…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMTI8vg7A5U