“There are a few principles you have to master before moving on to wild, uninhibited street play.” That’s an actual quote from Picking Up Girls Made Easy. If you want some Fonzie-era advice on how to offend, attempt to seduce women on the street, this record will provide hours of useless nonsense helpful advice on how to get your face slapped meet new and fascinating people.

Thanks to WFMU, you don’t have to even purchase this nonsense, you can listen to it in all its WTF glory. What a stunning bucket of stupid–thanks WFMU for opening the doors for all of us who are so in need of bad advice–we salute you! (Seriously though, WFMU is totally awesome for posting material like this–you people are the best!)