Christmas music is bad enough–how many times can we hear the Little Drummer Boy before somebody goes on a tri-state killing spree? But THESE holiday records go above and beyond when it comes to awfulness.
Worse than a Bing Crosby cardigan on David Bowie, these records deserve to go under the tree this Christmas…and into the fireplace.
This is the scene in the woods they cut out of Friday the 13th–Jason’s holiday setup. The “Organs” in the title refers to some halpless camper’s INTERNAL organs.
Can we pay this guy 50 grand to never record another record?Barring that, I’ll cough up 25K just to pay somebody ELSE to design the next album cover.
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David Letterman? Not quite. But this guy DOES seem to want you to…er, sample his sausage. Is that supposed to be an Xmas tree behind him? More like a Christmas SHRUB.
There’s no NICE way to say this…if you purchased this record without a sarcastic, hipster smirk on your too-coo-for-school face, you’re a CHUMP.