We’ve shown a few vids like this before, but this one is by far the SICKEST one yet for vinyl collectors, as the woman in this video not only recommends DIYers BAKE the records in an oven at home (toxic fumes, anyone?) but also encourages people to seek out COLORED VINYL to perform these mutilations to.

We’re all in favor of re-using and recycling records that are scratched, warped, and otherwise useless (how many copies of the soundtrack to No No Nanette, Flower Drum Song, and Jesus Christ Superstar do we REALLY NEED in this world?). But there’s no such caveat given in this.

Nope, she might as well be saying, “Yes, you know that acetate of The Velvet Underground’s first recording you picked up at a garage sale last summer? Go right ahead and CUT THAT MOTHER UP.”