This edition of WTF Bad Album Covers is NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Now that we have that formality out of the way…

We’ve seen some fairly bad album covers together, no? But an utterly jaw-dropping piece of dreck is a wonderful thing to find. This album is one of those 60s-era “adults only” LP, not some “ironic” release by a modern band tarted up (down?) to look like a vintage album. That old gimmick has definitely lost its luster, but we know the real thing when we see it.

The songs are all on the Benny Hill level (some people really love that sort of thing) and this collection was probably designed to be played at insurance salesmen tradeshows when the boys decided they wanted to “really cut loose” and have a second highball before going back to the Kon Tiki motel for a night of smoking Chesterfields and playing Gin Rummy. Yes, that’s what people did BEFORE THE INTERNET.

Me, I’m more fascinated by the utter derangement of mind that thought this particular album title would be a good idea. But then again, I say that a LOT.

By the way, don’t be fooled by another album of the same name by a group calling themselves The Pussywarmers, who simply liked the title and cover art concept of THIS vintage album and swiped it. The track listing on their version of this is not even close. And who DOESN’T want to hear a song titled, “Tony’s Got Hot Nuts”?