Monthly Archives: January 2010

WTF: Crying Demons LP

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WTF crying demons bad album art

Bad album art? Well, hell son, YOU be the judge. This album cover does NOT depict a 12-year old Mos Def doing a prank record…instead it’s made for suckers who think they’re going to hear real live demons talking through their halpless victims. But let’s not get carried away, WTF is all about the LP cover art and what artwork this is.

What in the WORLD is going on here? The album is called “Crying Demons” but we see a grinning cross-eyed partygoer with one too many Bud Lights with Lime in him instead. Or maybe it’s nitrous oxide. Perhaps our cover model is fresh out of a car accident and he’s got some horrific head injury we can’t quite see…whatever is going on here, it’s pretty far away from demonic possession. Where’s the green pea soup spewing?

I LOVE this album cover to DEATH. I need to OWN this masterpiece, and you can actually PURCHASE IT ON AMAZON albeit at the insane collector’s price of $27.86 for a used copy (at press time. Who knows what one is going for now??)

I won’t say that I’d SELL MY SOUL for a copy of this record. No I won’t.

–Joe Wallace

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Jesse Franco’s Bloody Moon

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Jesse Franco Bloody Moon

I have NOT seen Jesse Franco’s Bloody Moon yet. But I did pick up a soundtrack compilation featuring the ridiculously fun Bloody Moon disco soundtrack sounds, I simply HAVE to see it now. It’s a MUST. A slasher movie with a disco soundtrack? Oh HELL yes.

Any soundtrack music featuring a singer enthusiastically dribbling on about disco nights and taking a shower, set to a psuedo-Zappaesque rhythmn section circa Joe’s Garage, is a total winner.

This is an exceptionally stinky cheese in all the best ways. Wait til you hear the farty synth noises on Die Sage des Todes Suite…sheer cornball delirium I couldn’t possibly live without.
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Ennio Morricone Quentin Tarantino Movies Soundtrack CD PRE ORDER NOW

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Ennio Morricone Quentin Tarantino Movies CD soundtrack

You can pre-order this fabulous Ennio Morricone soundtrack collection from three of Tarantino’s films to prominently feature the Maestro in the sonic landscape. We will have this available for sale  here at Turntabling soon, but you can pre-order in the meantime by dropping us an e-mail to reserve your copy:

orders@turntabling.net

The Ennio Morricone Quentin Tarantino Movies compilation CD features a dozen thrilling tracks including Mystic and Severe, Un Amico, Il Tramonto, and A Silouette of Doom. This CD has Morricone sounds from Inglorious Basterds, Kill Bill Two, and Death Proof (yes, Paranoia Prima. LOVE IT!)

This is a brand new, sealed CD released on Kind of Blue Records, an Italian import selling here for a mere 15.00 plus shipping. Pre-order while you can! These will be going fast–especially at the upcoming Horror Society fest on the 15th here in Chicago.