Monthly Archives: June 2010

WTF Bad Album Covers Lil’ Flip The Leprechaun

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WTF bad album covers lil flip the leprechaun

What in the world were they thinking on THIS one? One music blogger writing for the Houston Press declares this the WORST hip hop cover in the history of the Houston scene. We’ll go that one better and say that this is simply one of the worst album covers, like, ever. Nothing says, “Hey, take me seriously” like a guy dressed up like the Lucky Charms mascot.

Gotta give Lil’ Flip points for originality in one respect–he’s not pointing a gun at the cover, standing against a brick wall with his arms folded and his chin stuck in the air like a weathervane, or making some ding-dong finger exercises that are supposed to indicate which side of the street he lives on. So good on you for that.

Ever since Lil’ Kim gained traction in the music industry, hip hop and related sounds has suffered from a veritable flood of “me too” rappers and hip hoppers all trying to get some of that “lil” magic to rub off on them. Seems pathetic, doesn’t? Lil Flip is only one of a shameful crop of intellectually bankrupt me too-ers. My question for all these Lil’ guys–do you want to be known as Lil ANYTHING when you’re FORTY? I didn’t think so. We can NEVER forgive Lil Kim for unleashing this torrent of Lil knockoffs.

Behold the list of the damned, courtesy of Wikipedia.

Hows about somebody calling themselves Lil Dumbass?

Schulmadchen Report OST Vinyl LP

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schulmadchen report soundtrack vinyl LP

Gert Wilden’s 60s softcore/erotica soundtrack music on the ultra-sexy Schulmadchen Report OST LP on the Crippled Dick Hot Wax label is just plain awesome. Things kick off with a groovy homage to Canned Heat, and only get funkier from there. (Sample below–you’ll LOVE this if you’re inclined to these sounds…) This album features “combo sounds”–the Hammond Organ, fuzzed out guitars, the grooves you know and love from the 60s.

We have two of these delicious slabs of hard-to-find vinyl in stock currently. Schulmadchen Report features liner notes from Tim Lucas of Video Watchdog fame, and seventeen sizzling tracks of hot and sexy numbers from the Schulmadchen Report series, plus a few other choice erotica sounds from related films.

Schulmadchen Report by Gert Wilden & Orchestra is a sealed, shrink-wrapped, German import vinyl album. Buy it now from Turntabling for $20 plus shipping. Shipping is extra on overseas orders.






WTF Bad Album Covers: Dolly Parton Bubbling Over

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wtf bad album covers dolly parton bubbling overby Joe Wallace

If I saw the disembodied head of Dolly Parton floating in MY lawn sprinkler system, I wouldn’t know whether to shoot myself in the head or start screaming for an exorcist, but one thing’s for sure–I wouldn’t stand idly by waiting for the hideous jabbering head of Dolly Parton to start uttering blasphemies in Etruscan and summoning demons in the middle of the yard.

The most WTF part of this wretched album cover is the fact that–unless my eyes deceive me–that’s Dolly Parton standing at the back of this scene, watching her OWN HEAD floating on the sprinkler spray. How effed up is THAT? What is this cover saying about the mental state of the singer?

Seems to me that Dolly Parton’s dual personality crisis has manifested itself on this album–this cover is a cry for help. “Please save me from myself!” Dolly is shrieking. That’s not a smile on her face, that’s the rictus grin of someone who has either died recently or has been injected with a lethal dose of botox and rabies.

Or it’s the facial expression of someone who GETS that the cover art concepts sucks the root, but has been held hostage by the record company. “Dolly, if you don’t do this album cover JUST THE WAY WE SAY, we’ll electrocute a puppy. AND we’ll cut off your electrolysis treatments. Got it? You WANT hairy nipples? Go ahead, give us trouble.”