I don’t know about you, but the cover of this album makes me want to smash people with a shovel until the state troopers show up and taze me to death.
Reading the back cover makes me feel nauseous in a way I can’t properly explain. I wish I heard voices so I could obey them telling me to disintegrate whoever is responsible for this. (Click on the image to enlarge and damage your mind.)
In case you haven’t noticed, Turntabling has an EVIL sense of humor, and that’s the mindset that went into our designs for these two limited-edition Turntabling t-shirts now on sale here. These two designs are only the start–we’ve got more in progress even as I write this. Coming soon, some actual turntable-related designs (we had to get the evil tees out of our system first) and more. All these designs ar
e limited-edition runs and when they’re gone, they’re gone.
These shirts are designed and custom silkscreened right here at Turntabling HQ–it’s all done by the same demented mind behind the blog itself, so you’re getting a wearable work of art when you support Turntabling by purchasing one of these.
Order the Sweet Innocent Teenagers tee for $13 and free shipping within the USA in sizes Small thru XXL.
…or order the Kiss Me I’m Evil Aleister Crowley tee for $13 and free shipping within the USA.
All proceeds go toward supporting Turntabling.net, including our next Vinyl Road Rage trip coming soon.
Notice that the swimsuit girls do NOT appear crowded around this guy while he has that accordion around his neck. What many people do not know is that the word “accordion” is Greek for “birth control”.
I’m not saying a DAMN THING about this one. Do I really need to? Times like these I wish I could turn off the non-stop Beavis and Butthead episode playing in my brain, but I can’t, OK? Just snicker along with me and let’s call it a day and nobody make the joke about playing this album only once per month. Effing tasteless.