Monthly Archives: July 2010

WTF Bad Album Covers: Conway Twitty Wants Your Sweet Ass

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Looking at this, it is PAINFULLY obvious that I’ve been picking on the gangta rap and heavy metal genres far too much. I might actually owe Mister Stinky an apology after seeing this winner by Conway Twitty. I nearly typed Conway TWITTER just now, which is a sign of some kind of horrific impending brain malfunction/meltdown, I am sure.

There’s so much wrong going on here that you don’t know which way to run. How much coke do you have to be on to look at this and say, “Yep, that’s MY RECORD and that’s EXACTLY how I wanna look.” Just LOOK at it–this cover makes Conway Twitty look like that creep who backs you into a corner at parties, smelling of Coors and stale cigarettes, asking you when the last time you were with a REAL MAANNN.

And let’s not overlook the title. Say it to yourself out loud to discover just how creepy it sounds to hear “I’ve alllready looooved you..in mah minnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.”

Yeah, Conway, I’m sure of that. But did I squeal like a pig when it happened?

Vinyl Road Rage 2 Chicago to NYC Dates and Itinerary

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Vinyl Road Rage Two gets underway on August 12. The Chicago-to-New York road trip will hit a dozen or more indie record shops along the way, starting in Indiana and winding up in Greenwich Village.

Turntabling blogged last year’s Vinyl Road Rage from Chicago to San Antonio, Texas and this year should be even wilder. If you have a suggestion for record stores we should hit along the way from Chicago to NYC, please drop a comment and let us know what we’re missing on our current list.

The itinerary looks something like this–subject to revision, addition, etc. The stops include but aren’t limited to:

Michiana Used Music & Media 4609 Grape Road  Mishawaka, IN 46545-8257 ( 574) 247-1188

Record Revolution 1828 Coventry Road Cleveland Hts, OH 44118-1692 (216) 321-7661

15801 Waterloo Rd Cleveland, OH 44110
11600 Detroit Avenue Cleveland, OH 44102-2320 (216) 221-9200
2136 Murray Ave Pittsburgh, PA 15217
Mr. Mike’s
27 S 3rd St Harrisburg, PA 17101
808 St John St Allentown, PA 18103
239 Bleecker St New York, NY 10014
210 Thompson Street New York, NY 10012-484
218 E. 5th St. NY NY
The Thing
1001 Manhattan, Brooklyn NY
Rainbow Music
130 1st Ave. New York, NY 10009

Vinyl Blogs to Watch: Egg City Radio

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A blog that features posts on albums by Ryuichi Sakamoto, Sonic Youth, AND Jim “Gilligan’s Island” Backus, Bobcat Goldthwait, plus Dee Dee Ramone in his rappin’ phase?  That’s a blog I personally think could be the greatest thing of all time. Egg City Radio has been at it since 2007 and I sincerely hope it never ever EVER stops. The image for the Jim Backus album alone made it worth the search–having searched through Egg City Radio’s archives I can say this is a work of demented genius.

I’m fully aware that there are other highly eclectic vinyl collector blogs out there, but I’ll be damned to Satan’s personal, private hell and have cocktail wieners jammed into my eyeballs for all eternity if Egg City Radio isn’t THE most delightfully insane collection of musical contradictions ever under one roof. Who else has the balls to run a review of PiL’s Commercial Zone LP back to back with a music library LP for The Price Is Right? This is someone I seriously need to read on a daily basis.

This is quite possibly my favorite blog of all that I’ve seen this year. Seriously.

Zombie Disco 2 With DJ Paisley Babylon

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Tonight, Saturday July 24 at 9PM I’ll be spinning as DJ Paisley Babylon at Chicago’s excellent Lucky Number Grill. It’s Zombie Disco Night, an event put on by the Chicago Horror Society. Last year’s Zombie Disco was something to behold and this one should be even more fantastic. There will be zombie makeup artists on site to bring out the corpse in you, plus some fun events, contests and all the retro disco insanity you can stand. Bring a bag of disco biscuits and get your groove on!

If you can’t make it to this for some sick reason, I’ll be posting a set list mix later in the week. Stay tuned. DJ Paisley Babylon rides again, terrorizing Chi-town from behind the decks.

–Joe Wallace