Monthly Archives: November 2010

WTF Album Covers Ludacris Chicken N Beer

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Some complain that a staggering majority of rap albums are insultingly stupid, repetitive, sexist, and that the genre is piled to the sky with “me too” copycats. But I defy ANYONE to find anything “me too” about a rap record with cannibalism front and center on the cover.

The way Ludacris is poised to devour that human leg on the cover of Chicken N Beer is worthy of any Romero film, and while the image alone escalates the WTF factor as high as it could possibly go, the fact that the album is called CHICKEN N Beer makes it that much more bewildering.

Shouldn’t it really be HUMAN FLESH N BEER instead? Damn, boys, put some more thought into these titles…don’t fool around now, give us the cannibal rap and stop teasing.

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Vinyl Junkie Art

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I’ve been busy here at Turntabling HQ working on a series of vinyl-related art prints that are now available for sale at the Turntable shop at Etsy.com. I’ve got some of this stuff on my own walls at home now and thought it would be fun to put the images up for sale as a fundraiser for Turntabling. Vinyl collectors, this is especially for you.

Since it’s the holiday season, what could be better than a simple, easy gift idea like this for the vinyl junkies in our lives? I know of three people these prints are headed out to before the holiday season kicks off…how many collectors do you know that could use some spruced-up wall space? Check out Turntabling shop at Esty to see these prints and many others…I have to confess, making this turntable art is addictive…I might be on to a new sideline here!

By the way, one of my early experiments is with a set of images specific to certain bands like Goblin, like this print:

Right now, this is one of the most affordable prints for sale at the Turntabling shop. It comes as a print only (no frame). If you like the concept but have a request for a different artist or album, drop me a line via Etsy or here (jwallace at turntabling dot net) and let me know, I’d be happy to do a custom order in small or large sizes. I can do everything from 4 x 6, 12 x 12 and even larger poster sizes if necessary.

Happy Thanksgiving

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Turntabling is taking the Thanksgiving holiday off–we’re off to enjoy too much wine, turkey and dessert with friends and family. The posts resume on Saturday when I’ll dish on my Thanksgiving vinyl finds–I hit record shops in Bloomington, Illinois and Springfield–including some rarities I didn’t expect to find featuring horror icons Boris Karloff, Bela Lugosi and Basil Rathbone.

Enjoy your turkey day holiday and be sure to indulge far too much in EVERYTHING–but do not operate a motor vehicle, please. Instead, why not operate a turntable?

Til Saturday…

Joe Wallace

WTF Album Covers: Holiday Hell

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Bad album covers are funny enough…but when the holiday shopping season kicks in, they get an extra dimension of wretchedness that is too fun to pass up. Who wouldn’t buy one of these for the awfulness alone? I am going to FRAME these lil bastids one of these days and put them up along with the tinsel and lights:

If you saw THIS guy strumming away on TV over the holidays, you’d swear it was an episode of Tim and Eric’s Awesome Show. But it’s not. It’s just that you’ve died and gone to hell.

Die, Jimmy Buffet. Die, die, die. You have given me Christmas nightmares now for all eternity.

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I don’t even want to know what THIS bunch is on about. It looks like a prison lineup, but ESPECIALLY the guy on the far left. What the hell’s going on in THIS gent’s head? Images of sugarplums, no doubt, slicing up the neighborhood winos and barbecuing pets on a wood stove.

Xmas with Slim Whitman? Not if you were the LAST creepy looking dude in a smoking jacket left on Earth. I repeat, Slim Whitman, STOP TOUCHING ME THERE.

But the greatest holiday terror has been saved for last. Brace yourself for the eternal horror of….

This Liberace album cover image was originally 666 pixels wide. Really.