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Acid Jazz Records Strikes Again with Exile on Hammond Street

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Acid Jazz Records is a Turntabling favorite. The east London-based label doesn’t play around–from the mighty Gregory Issacs to awe-inspiring compilations like Exile on Hammond Street, Turntabling speakers are shaking to Acid Jazz grooves quite often.

Exile on Hammond Street is not a new release–it’s many years old now, but eluded Turntabling until only recently. Now that it’s in the player, let’s cut right to the chase. This is a must-own CD for any fan of mod and funk sessions featuring that classic Hammond organ sound.

If you’re not familiar with this sub-genre, I’m sure you’ve heard the Hammond sound plenty of times, usually there’s a 60s biker or acid-head movie featuring Bruce Dern sitting in a coffee shop somewhere having a casual conversation before things go really haywire with the cops, an acid flashback or a whacked out bar patron. That groovy organ wailing away in the background? This is a whole CD of those tunes.

It’s rarely possible to judge a CD based on the first thirty seconds of the disc, but in this case, just slide in Exile on Hammond Street, listen to the first half-minute of Can’t Hold Me Down by The New Mastersounds, and if you’re not hooked instantly there’s no hope for you to enjoy the rest. In instant favorite here in the Turntabling studio.

–Joe Wallace

WTF: Shrinebuilder

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Bad album covers and PR artwork both come in a variety of flavors, but the category “Ill-Advised Band Photography” is one of my favorites. The ones I see where I can hear the band talking to the photographer in my head? Priceless. This is what I heard when I spotted this winner from Shrinebuilder.

“Ok, first, like, we’re not Christian rock even though our name sure sounds like it. Second, like, make our tats really prominent in this photograph, dude. It will distract people from thinking this guy on the left looks like Janeane Garafolo.”

“Now, I’m gonna arrange my hair and hold my chin out LIKE THIS so I look exactly like Viggo Mortensen. We’re big fans of those damn hobbit movies.”

“Yeah, we KNOW these two other guys look like a high school shop teacher and Emo Phillips. Just make us two tattooed dudes look badass and we’ll call it a day.”

“Yes, Janeane Garafolo here has an I-Ching tat. Ain’t that something? He got it because that’s the sound he makes right before we start playing. He kinda hawks up a loogie and goes “eeeeee-shinnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!”

“Ok, now take that damn picture and make sure we got our mad faces on first.”

–Joe Wallace

WTF Bad Album Covers Showdown

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Some days you just can’t decide…and today is one of those days. Normally only one bad album cover gets featured at a time here, but I found three utterly horrific vinyl LP releases today that not only defy reason with their utter cluelessness, but also transported me temporarily into a completely other dimension of disbelief. I couldn’t NOT write about any of them.

Not even Christian rock is this astonishing. You may be able to find some kind of mental acrobatics going on for a born-again record label to be able to justify a band like Stryper combining their gender-bendy spandex-n-sexual confusion vibe with bible verses and (apparently) chaste-living philosophies….but no amount of sacramental wine could fog your brain enough to think the following album cover artwork choices made ANY sense at all… Continue reading WTF Bad Album Covers Showdown

WTF: Crying Demons LP

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Bad album art? Well, hell son, YOU be the judge. This album cover does NOT depict a 12-year old Mos Def doing a prank record…instead it’s made for suckers who think they’re going to hear real live demons talking through their halpless victims. But let’s not get carried away, WTF is all about the LP cover art and what artwork this is.

What in the WORLD is going on here? The album is called “Crying Demons” but we see a grinning cross-eyed partygoer with one too many Bud Lights with Lime in him instead. Or maybe it’s nitrous oxide. Perhaps our cover model is fresh out of a car accident and he’s got some horrific head injury we can’t quite see…whatever is going on here, it’s pretty far away from demonic possession. Where’s the green pea soup spewing?

I LOVE this album cover to DEATH. I need to OWN this masterpiece, and you can actually PURCHASE IT ON AMAZON albeit at the insane collector’s price of $27.86 for a used copy (at press time. Who knows what one is going for now??)

I won’t say that I’d SELL MY SOUL for a copy of this record. No I won’t.

–Joe Wallace

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