..and REALLY ought to consider a lawsuit.
Seriously, is this guy a contestant on The Price Is Right? Born-again Christian preachers clearly know nothing about how to design album covers. But then again, neither do their polar opposites:
Somebody PLEASE call the record company version of Doctor Kervorkian. It’s time for Van Halen to die as a musical entity. Please.
Continue reading WTF Album Covers: Satan Has Been Paralyzed
We wrap up the 2010 WTF Album Cover collection with a cover so mind-rippingly ridiculous that I can’t actually think of anything to say that would be funnier than the cover itself. Behold:
It sounds like a bad joke, doesn’t it? A man named Quim takes off his clothes and puts out a record…yeah, this is a beauty. It’s NOT a Borat album cover, kids. This is a REAL RECORD some misguided oaf thought should hit the market looking JUST like this.
Christmas music is bad enough–how many times can we hear the Little Drummer Boy before somebody goes on a tri-state killing spree? But THESE holiday records go above and beyond when it comes to awfulness.
Worse than a Bing Crosby cardigan on David Bowie, these records deserve to go under the tree this Christmas…and into the fireplace.
This is the scene in the woods they cut out of Friday the 13th–Jason’s holiday setup. The “Organs” in the title refers to some halpless camper’s INTERNAL organs.
Can we pay this guy 50 grand to never record another record?Barring that, I’ll cough up 25K just to pay somebody ELSE to design the next album cover.
What is it about the French and the goofy faces on their album covers? A great deal of the bad album art I’ve seen this year has some kind of face-pulling on the cover. This one I truly don’t get, but they would probably say that’s because I’m just a stupid cowboy. We can thank Reagan for that stereotype, no doubt.
The blue face paint and robot outfit (or is that a radiation suit?) are completely bewildering. Maybe this is some kind of retro/future Braveheart thing.