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WTF Album Covers: Caramel Photoshop Horror

Viewing this album cover makes one feel there ought to be a law forbidding the unlicensed use of Photoshop for artistic purposes. Some kind of regulatory oversight is needed to prevent eye pollution from degrading our record store shelves, iTunes shopping carts and Napster downloads. Otherwise, I might have to gouge out both my eyes.

On a different note, is that Eugene Levy’s face?

The Latest Madness from Turntabling Records

Turntabling Records, our Chicago-based micro label, has been busy busy. Here’s a sample of the latest project, a little electronica studio band called CUDDLY ANTICHRIST. This video is a short sample of the work being done, soon to be unleashed (inflicted?) on the world in the usual places.

Cuddly Antichrist sounds like what The Orb would have become if Alex Patterson was a habitual shroom eater and Aleister Crowley devotee. Enjoy another feature from the chemical drive-in:



WTF Album Covers: Pizza Apocalypse

You know which way THIS pizza party is going when you read the word “accordion” underneath Joe Biviano’s name. That’s right, there may be plenty of pizza, but this is NOT what the cool kids would call a party. More like everlasting torment. Pray for death, it’s the only way to escape what’s next when the needle drops.

Or, I suppose, you could just leave. But what kind of lasting statement would THAT make? Continue reading WTF Album Covers: Pizza Apocalypse