The Latest Madness from Turntabling Records

Turntabling Records, our Chicago-based micro label, has been busy busy. Here’s a sample of the latest project, a little electronica studio band called CUDDLY ANTICHRIST. This video is a short sample of the work being done, soon to be unleashed (inflicted?) on the world in the usual places.

Cuddly Antichrist sounds like what The Orb would have become if Alex Patterson was a habitual shroom eater and Aleister Crowley devotee. Enjoy another feature from the chemical drive-in:



WTF Album Covers: Pizza Apocalypse

You know which way THIS pizza party is going when you read the word “accordion” underneath Joe Biviano’s name. That’s right, there may be plenty of pizza, but this is NOT what the cool kids would call a party. More like everlasting torment. Pray for death, it’s the only way to escape what’s next when the needle drops.

Or, I suppose, you could just leave. But what kind of lasting statement would THAT make? Continue reading WTF Album Covers: Pizza Apocalypse

WTF Album Covers: Satan Has Been Paralyzed

..and REALLY ought to consider a lawsuit.

Seriously, is this guy a contestant on The Price Is Right? Born-again Christian preachers clearly know nothing about how to design album covers. But then again, neither do their polar opposites:

Somebody PLEASE call the record company version of Doctor Kervorkian. It’s time for Van Halen to die as a musical entity. Please.
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