You know which way THIS pizza party is going when you read the word “accordion” underneath Joe Biviano’s name. That’s right, there may be plenty of pizza, but this is NOT what the cool kids would call a party. More like everlasting torment. Pray for death, it’s the only way to escape what’s next when the needle drops.
Or, I suppose, you could just leave. But what kind of lasting statement would THAT make? Continue reading WTF Album Covers: Pizza Apocalypse
..and REALLY ought to consider a lawsuit.
Seriously, is this guy a contestant on The Price Is Right? Born-again Christian preachers clearly know nothing about how to design album covers. But then again, neither do their polar opposites:
Somebody PLEASE call the record company version of Doctor Kervorkian. It’s time for Van Halen to die as a musical entity. Please.
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We wrap up the 2010 WTF Album Cover collection with a cover so mind-rippingly ridiculous that I can’t actually think of anything to say that would be funnier than the cover itself. Behold:
It sounds like a bad joke, doesn’t it? A man named Quim takes off his clothes and puts out a record…yeah, this is a beauty. It’s NOT a Borat album cover, kids. This is a REAL RECORD some misguided oaf thought should hit the market looking JUST like this.
Christmas music is bad enough–how many times can we hear the Little Drummer Boy before somebody goes on a tri-state killing spree? But THESE holiday records go above and beyond when it comes to awfulness.
Worse than a Bing Crosby cardigan on David Bowie, these records deserve to go under the tree this Christmas…and into the fireplace.
This is the scene in the woods they cut out of Friday the 13th–Jason’s holiday setup. The “Organs” in the title refers to some halpless camper’s INTERNAL organs.
Can we pay this guy 50 grand to never record another record?Barring that, I’ll cough up 25K just to pay somebody ELSE to design the next album cover.